Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.